I know some of you have been saying to yourself, "Hmm, some of the normal stuff hasn't been getting posted...and daddy no likey when the normal stuff hasn't been posty"...So I just wanted to let you know what's up.
I recently got a splinter in an "Extreme Man Among Men" World Championship showdown on the banks of the Nile River. I was battling tribesmen far stronger and faster, with much much less to lose than I. Sadly, my Stiff Drinksman spirits proved too big for my very strong, yet very human body. As I felt victory slipping from my fingertips in a final event, I decided to take drastic measures in order to freeze my opponents in fear. My hopes were that they would see what I did to myself, and imagine what I would be willing to do to them if I were willing to do THIS to my own body. Well, let's say it didn't turn out as planned and after thrusting this piece of wood through my upper thigh my "worthy opponents" beat me to a bloody pulp, took my wallet, and have been running up my credit cards with porn website memberships. I waited a week before deciding to see a doctor b/c, honestly, injuries like this are merely a speed bump on a man's road to Stiff Drinksmanhood. After some friendly advice I decided maybe medical attention this one time wouldn't be such a bad idea. The normal posts will be back up soon enough, just give poppa some time to heal.
3 comments:
thats what happens when you try and sit on a tree stump, ya sick sonofabitch
ew.
It's a good thing you get a lot of practice stretching out your anus
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