The 'Stiff Drinks' private jets circles the globe in search of the planets hottest myspace chicks. Ok, it's not a jet, it's a moped, but all three of us can fit.After making one quick stop in Paris, the boys have decided to head to the eastern block, to one of the remnants of the old Soviet Union; The Czech Republic.
It was there that we found Sandra. Sandra is a very 'Americanized' gal from Chomutov; where ever that is. All we know is there must be something in the water in Chomutov, because Sandra is one fine piece of Soviet Machinery. That and we haven't stopped shitting since Prague. And that's along drive on a Moped.
Sandra loves "sex, dancing, dancing and dancing". Lucky for her we liked one of the four. Take your pick.
2 comments:
Tyler, you dumbass, the Czech Republic was never part of the soviet union. Go drink a pilsener and learn some history.
learning history is not manly. this girl taking a cleveland steamer on your chest... IS
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