Everyone and their stepmum wants to know. Where the fuck have you dudes been? Well ladies and ladies (fuck gentlemen, right guys?) the masterminds that brought you the telephone, the pornographic motion picture and "Stiff Drinks" have taken an extended hiatus to travel to Brazil in search of the worlds next greatest super model. We haven't located her or two of her friends yet, but we did interview a few scrubs in the past few months.
I dunno what all the big hub bub is all about. Brazil is full of 9's, but only a few tens. WE WANT 44's!!
If you find a 44, please write into the blog so we can share it with all the other jet flyin, limousine ridin, sharp dressin sunz-u-bitches.
In the mean time, here is a picture of Jenn Stersomething, that chick who got famous for having bit tits at a football game. Congrats bitch, you have two talent and you weren't even born with them.
Cheers Fuckers!
